Mother Nature Hates Me

Posted on Tuesday 18 May 2004

Our wondrous mother earth is a beautiful and enchanting place to live, if you have a chance to visit, but my oh my how she gets her jollies is just wrong. She sprinkles her lovin’ all over creation in a golden dusty cloud, and then giggles with glee as us poor allergic souls start dripping from our noses and shaking violently in pre-sneeze paroxysms. It’s just not right. Adding insult to injury, my insurance no longer covers Claritin, Allegra, etc. because Claritin is now available over the counter and it does the same thing, supposedly as all the rest. Cheap. Annoying. SNEEZE!

4 Comments for 'Mother Nature Hates Me'

  1.  
    Anonymous
    May 18, 2004 | 10:17 am
     

    Dude, don’t be retarded. You can get a note from your doctor that says Claritin is too weak for your allergies and you need Zyrtec (which is better anyway). That’s what I did anyway.

    PS: Fuck REYREY.

    -langdon

  2.  
    Anonymous
    May 18, 2004 | 10:29 am
     

    I’ll have to do that, then. We tried that scheme before, but were told that Allegra (what we tried getting that time) was too similar. Perhaps they’ll go for Zyrtec.

    How you like getting all gussied up every day? I see you still don’t merge till you see the whites of their eyes… :)

  3.  
    Anonymous
    May 18, 2004 | 3:36 pm
     

    As soon Hampton Roads’ drivers, as a whole, get a clue and stop falling behind in traffic, then I’ll stop cutting in at the last minute. It’s their fault — they let me.

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